Hulu tags amuse me.

I recently discovered that tags in Hulu's movie descriptions can be unintentionally hilarious.


I'm not going to lie to you. I am definitely watching this soon. Stoned. In all seriousness: I don't get how a movie rated R could also be rated XXXX. What the hell IS that, anyway? It's one X worse then XXX. So...shit that's only legal in Japan? Dammit, now I REALLY want to watch this. GOOD WORK, TAGS.



Somehow, I find the spirit behind these tags an ironic counterweight to the subject of the movie. Perhaps had they been able to finish watching the movie, they would have embraced passivity.



It's like reading the ingredients on the back of a package. BOOBS is the first, and therefore most prevalent ingredient. Also: boobs AND cross-dressing? I wanna travel back in time to go to THAT high school.



I am not sure if this movie is about the Left Behind movement, but judging from the tags, it's not worth my time either way.



"Just, you know. Your AVERAGE Culkin. One or the other. Not the blonde one that screamed in that Joe Pesci movie and hung out a bit too much with MJ. The littler one. YOU KNOW. Oh, screw it. We'll just tag it 'Culkin' and call it a day."